Roster

The Nuclear Knockouts
The Coaches
The Refs

Gena Ral

Fritz and Wesson

Cocky Balboa

Shanks Sinatra

Jesse Blames

Matt DeCapitator

Boogerman

 

 

Meat that is Fresh

Elani

Jamie

Diana

Brit

Kaya

Jade

Leah

 

Non-active but still HARD

Mazzy Scar

Joannie Thunders

Lil' Bo Creep

Busta Ho Soldier

Missi Whipped

Lady Evelyn

 

She's a Knockout

Eveternal Jamnation

The Irish mob have finally found their poster child, only she's not Irish (but I think her boyfriend is?). Those aren't shots ringing out - that's just the aftershock once she's gone by you. Winner of longest legs on the planet and greatest logo maker of all time - she's our salvation in roller derby's garden of eden- Eve!

whatchu talking about?:

"It's a-very nice!"

Wouldn't you like to know:

Age: 26

Hails from: H-burg

Hobbies & Interests: impersonating Borat, humping Nash's leg, bringer of the bodhi style!

HARD complies with all standards established by the WFTDA WFTDA is the Womens Flat-Track Derby Association and it is composed of independent, all-girl roller derby leagues from across the country. The mission of the WFTDA is to promote and foster the sport of women’s flat-track roller derby by facilitating the development of athletic ability, sportswomanship, and goodwill among member leagues. The governing philosophy is “by the skaters, for the skaters.” Women skaters are primary owners, managers, and operators of each member league and of the coalition. The operational tasks of the coalition are to set standards for rules, seasons, and safety, and to determine guidelines for the presentations of the national and international athletic competitions of member leagues. All member leagues have a voice in the decision-making process, and agree to comply with the governing body’s policies.

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